The online travel diary of two Australian hooligans undertaking the adventure of a (their) lifetime.

Monday, May 08, 2006

Delhi


Jaipur had a little gem up its sleeve for us. On a hideously hot afternoon we decided to escape the heat in the luxury of air conditioning at the cinemas. Little did we know that our lives would be changed forever... We entered the complex through a set of unassuming doors unaware of the surprise that lay before us. It was a Bollywood Bonanza! We're still not sure what was more impressive - the cinema complex or the movie.
The cinema was bizarre. We felt like Hansel and Gretel at the sight of the gingerbread house. Inside, the cinema looked like a fusion of fairy floss, meringue cake and candy cane extravagance. Lurid purple, green and pink neon lighting brought this art-deco nightmare to life. It was a compelling insult to the senses to say the least. Then came the THREE hour extravanganza that is the experience of a Bollywood film: part movie, part videoclip - all at ultra pace. Audience participation was mandatory. The crowd laughed, cried, sang, danced and even booed at the baddies. It was a highly entertaining and uplifting experience even though the storyline had more holes in it than a block of swiss cheese! We were rejuvenated and giggled all the way home like the pair of teenagers we're not.

We left the heat of Jaipur to escape to the sauna of Delhi! Apart from the heat, though, Delhi is a pretty cool city. We got a good vibe from it straight away as we cruised in on our bus.


We've been experiencing one of the hottest Mays in the last couple of years. It's hitting 45 every day. Combine that with the pollution that's pouring out of the exhausts of the rickshaws, the factories, the generators that power the shops during the continual blackouts and the dust storms that blow in every couple of days, and you have a stifling Delhi in a nutshell. It can get hard to breathe at times. But, on the plus side, our pores are clean due to the constant stream of sweat pouring from our bodies. The water sellers are making a mint off us. The highliight yesterday was the earthquake that gently rocked our table during dinner as we sat on the rooftop of a 5 story building. SCARY.


Delhi has been all about, and only about the shopping. The sight seeing has taken a back seat while we have been busy indulging and emptying our wallets before we head to the UK. All of our sight seeing has taken place from inside the air conditioned comfort of the shopping centres and emporiums, or from the backseat of a rickshaw as we've been speeding past! Soft or what?

So, tomorrow we leave Delhi for Agra to see the Taj Mahal - finally. We'll let you all know how it goes...

Happy Birthday to Bron. We hope you're enjoying your new house!

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wonderful stuff. I am enjoying each instalment of your adventure. Will be in Bundarra on Saturday week - David and Pegs adventure farm stay. YOur description of the movie house reminded me of an experience in an Indian cinema - I had to leave after two hours because I was being attacked by ants which apparently thought they occupied the same seat as me. Got the drift of the movie - even though I didnt see the end or hear the last 32 songs. A

3:25 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah Bollywood... It sounds like an adults only game of man-slapping.
I hope you got photos of the cinema/crackhouse.

Glad to hear you are both cooking in Delhi like a couple of chicken tikkas,

happy travels,

from b-boy

12:59 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi - just thought we'd drop you a quick line with Sporting results.

Redsox beat Pirates 13-2. There was no Hornets and Eagles game because Hornets didn't have enough players.

In Hockey this week Blue beat Green (with a Nolan family rampage on the goals). White beat Green. Blue beat White. There's a few new players, some who've played before, others who are new to the game. The season seems to be off to a pretty good start and the teams seem pretty even... I think once everyone gets used to playing together again anyway!

I (Rachel) won a game of poker last night (and beat Kevin which was even better! I think he has a phobia about Schoie's house!)

Anyway, we hope you're both well. Tomorrow's baseball results soon.

Love From Rachel and Jason.

1:45 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey guys,

Have been reading your tales of adventure and exploration with wonder and envy. Don’t misunderstand me, I think Broken Hill is great, but how can a clean friendly country town like “The Hill” compete with pick pocketers, smelly, hot over crowded trains and a million other people everywhere you look.

Na seriously, it is good to hear that you are having a great time and seeing some of the marvels the world has to offer. I like the way in which you are narrating your expedition, it has the same type of feel as a “Phantom” comic strip in the weekend paper (what will happen next? Will our two travelling hero’s make it to the Taj Mahal? Find out in the next instalment of “Dennis and Andrea’s World Tour”……………..).

The furniture you off loaded onto me has come in handy many a time (either while recovering from a heavy night, or while preparing for one). It will be a shame when I have to give it back, or will I? **(said in a devious voice)** A change of address here, and a change of phone number there and nobody would be any the wiser to my new location, Bahahaha **(evil laugh)**. Or maybe not.

Anyway I have swallowed up enough of works time this morning so I should probably get back to looking busy for the boss.

Take care and I look forward to your next instalment of “Dennis and Andrea’s World Tour”………

///Michael Myllynen.

4:24 PM

 

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