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Sunday, April 02, 2006

Completely Mental

We are sorely disappointed by the lack of response regarding membership to our new cult. Not even one credit card detail left for us! Have you no faith? What's wrong with you people? Not interested in finding out the answer to the BIG questions? Afraid of a bit of ultimate truth? Scared that your brains might not understand the universe in its entirity? Well, you're probably right. The old brain isn't exactly what we thought it would be. It's a strange place inside the head... very strange indeed...

Our Vippassana (pronounced 'Vipashna')course is over: Most would think that 10 days away from the hustle and bustle in a remote sub-continental location, surrounded by chirping birds and wild peacocks would be bliss. Think again! It was not as easy as either of us thought it would be. Mentally, emotionally and physically, it was a challenging experience. Andrea liked to call it "Meditation Bootcamp." The 10 days went something like this:

4am wake up, 2 hours of meditation, breakfast and rest.
3 hours of meditation, lunch and rest.
4 hours of meditation, a light snack and rest.
1 hour of meditation, followed by a teaching on meditation, then a quick meditation before bed (just in case you hadn't had enough by now!) at 9pm before going back to do it all again the next day.

For those a bit slow in the maths department, that equates to 12 hours of meditation out of a 17 hour daily program. Just us and our minds. And all around us, complete silence!!! No talking, no eye-contact, no nothing. Pretty scary stuff!

Dennis highly recommends the experience, whilst Andrea was less than impressed with the early starts, and strict regime! We did however both agree that the food was good. In all, it was a very interesting experience that led us both to question our thoughts and feelings and the reality of them both. That's if they even exist...

We are currently in the beach state of Goa, West India. We are in a little town called Arambol which is relaxed and chilled. Just what we needed after our 'experience'. So when we have had enough of beach bumming, swimming, surfing, motorbike riding and eating we might decide to move on. Chill out dudes.....

Slow internet connections are not allowing us to download photos so we apologise for the inconvenience. We'll do it when possible.

Happy Birthday to Jimmi and Leila. Hope you both have wonderful days.

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmm, lentils, mentals and silent farts....

Now that's a classy 10 day tour of the grey bits!

2:10 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes the head is a strange place.Some more than others!
I didnt here the word BEER in the last instalment,and hope that the head strain wasnt too much.
Well done on the silence Andrea, as we know iwouldnt make 10 seconds.
keep on keeping on.

4:25 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm glad you guys are back- the silence was crap!!!

5:50 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is a jewish synagogue in Goa staffed by the last of the jewish people there. please find it and report back.
Try the roman canals in kerala. go upstream ie inland.I think they go for miles and miles. Our cousin Margaret Viney went there - please see if you can find some trace as we haven't heard from her since.If you go surfing [ beach - not canals] just remember to wear your kevlar wetsuit as the gravel on the botom is rather sharp and parts the skin from the body with ease!! Excellent trip. More news please.A&A

5:16 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

man, what a trip. i say that i would love to try the ten day mind diet, but, i dunno... the mute button on the tele will suffice. i look forward to talking with you about it, which is, kinda ironic...so did the tree fall in the woods or what??
6-8 weeks till we two become three. my opinion on 10 days of silence might change then!

red, mimi, and foetus

7:20 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Howdy

Tilly comes home soon.

We are moving house in order to escape your return

Are there any chocolate easter eggs there??

Mum is visiting - I wish for 10 days of silence

love
Kelli, gavin, suki, and mum

6:13 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yo den man and angrea,
thanks for the birthday wishes and the phone call, sorry i missed it, had my hand up a cows bum. have been really busy with work, a bit over it at the moment and all your travelling sounds like lots of fun, except for the bit where you were silent and meditating, i'm sure you're both well aware that silence has never been my strong suit.
take care and talk to you soon.
jim and the very spritely now that i'm not fat tilly

5:42 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

g'day!
hope u r having an exelentey (exelent) time!
lots of luv Madalian!!!!

4:32 AM

 

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